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  In the early 70's it was said that big foot hung out on the flood road between Middleport and Pomeroy. Couples stopped going out there to park and neck because of the story circulating in the two towns.
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These are some lies we made up about Middleport.

The martian pilot of an alien spacecraft is repeatedly seen examining Bone Hollow in detail at the stroke of midnight.
Johann Sebastian Bach is rumored to have been spotted on a few occasions very late at night floating along Bailey Run.

An enormous grizzly bear may repeatedly be distinguished piling bricks in Pomeroy Historic District in the early morning hours.

An alien traveler from outer space may be perceived very often becoming visible in a closet mirror.

An army uniform walking about without a body in it has sometimes been observed relaxing in an armchair in a residence right next door to Middleport. A number of of the locals argue this ghost gets pleasure from scaring people who come seeking ghosts in Middleport. One thing's for sure, it is certainly a creepy phantom that should be left alone.
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