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Naruemonia mutineers headed for Haumea
Space police say the hijacked spaceship Naruemonia is most likely headed for Haumea. A recent course...
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Mutiny on the Naruemonia
Just two days into its maiden voyage a mutiny has taken place on the Naruemonia. It appears the pass...
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  I saw a ghost unicorn! I was outside when it was going by on a see through motor cycle it was scary because it had blood on its horn. I can't believe im still alive! It was the best day of my life.
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A Tyrannosaurus is from time to time distinguished looking at folks in an Akron home through a peephole.
An extraterrestrial from deep space can from time to time be distinguished walking along a shadowy highway near Akron.

The martian crew member of a flying saucer was distinguished guzzling gasoline from a fuel pump at a fueling station in Akron.

An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune appeared verbalizing into the night as if somebody besides was nearby.

A space man from another solar system was distinguished walking a Bulldog in the early morning hours before sunrise on a gloomy Akron avenue.
Largest spaceship ever built takes off to mine dwarf planets.
The Naruemonia, the largest spaceship ever constructed left the Earth's Moon's orbit today where it ...
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Martian fire kills at least 500
A fire in the small Martian crater city of Koszeg killed most of its inhabitants today. The exact de...
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