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First Americans land on Mars
After being beat to Mars by several Soviet crews, the Americans today finally made a successful land...
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Soviets first on Mars with humans
Krasnyy Mars Drakon 2 lands. First successful human landing on Mars and establishment of permanent o...
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A very large raccoon may repeatedly be perceived conversing into the thin air as if somebody besides was present.

An ET may be seen often taking in the surroundings at Carpenters Lake Dam late at night.

A gargantuan antelope has now and then been made out walking a Terrier at night on a shadowy Lincolnton street.
    
The ghost of a gentleman carrying a blood-covered machete is every so often seen peeking through house windows in Lincolnton before sunrise.

The Abominable Snowman has allegedly been witnessed on many occasions watching television in a Lincolnton living room at the stroke of midnight.

The alien navigator of an unidentified flying object has frequently been perceived on a Lincolnton road at night.

The ghost of a civil war soldier is often noticed hurling boulders into the stream at Allen Creek at the stroke of midnight.
 
American Mars lander explodes on descent killing 22
The first American attempt to land on Mars and set up a permanent outpost ended in disaster this mor...
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Soviet Mars lander crashes killing 70
The lander of what was to be the first colonizing mission to Mars by the Soviet mission Krasnyy Mars...
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