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Naruemonia mutineers headed for Haumea
Space police say the hijacked spaceship Naruemonia is most likely headed for Haumea. A recent course...
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Mutiny on the Naruemonia
Just two days into its maiden voyage a mutiny has taken place on the Naruemonia. It appears the pass...
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These are some lies we made up about Newport.

One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves was distinguished striding along a wild road near Newport.

The ghost of a dreadfully charred lady was spotted showing up in a bathroom mirror. The arrival of the watcher terrified the ghost who then faded away. No matter what, this is a nasty phantom that you shouldn't go searching for.

The spirit of a train driver has often been made out trying to capture something down beside the water at Barrows Point.
    
A space invader is regularly noticed relaxing in an armchair in a building in the neighborhood of Newport.

The ghost of an awfully mangled hunter hauling a dead coyote is rumored to have been witnessed on one or two occasions rearranging orbs around on the water's edge of Sebasticook Lake.

The alien technician of a UFO may repeatedly be made out floating down Alder Stream on a dark night.

A gigantic pronghorn has every so often been perceived at Lower Dam around midnight taking pleasure in the vista.

 
Largest spaceship ever built takes off to mine dwarf planets.
The Naruemonia, the largest spaceship ever constructed left the Earth's Moon's orbit today where it ...
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Martian fire kills at least 500
A fire in the small Martian crater city of Koszeg killed most of its inhabitants today. The exact de...
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