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  Sometimes if you go to Capitol Lunch before it closes you can see a group of space invaders eating hot dogs near the window.
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There's a very deep trench in Batterson park pond that leads to the middle of the earth.
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These are some lies we made up about New Britain.

The spirit of a female with a stiletto in her head has occasionally been made out throwing rocks at Batterson Park Pond Dam on a dark night.

A very large alpaca is once in a while spotted stacking bricks down by the water's edge at Batterson Park Pond.

A space invader from Mars has been said to have been distinguished on numerous occasions trying to dump a dead body in Dead Wood Swamp on a dark night.

A lady with the head of a leprechaun can every so often be made out after midnight floating along on Bass Brook. It has been declared that this individual ghost could be the soul of a resident who passed on here in New Britain a long time ago.
 
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