World Lies.       These are the most recent lies from around the world Click on a country to read about local lies. UNITED STATES OF AMERICA Algeria Angola Argentina Australia Austria Belarus Belgium Bolivia Botswana Brazil Bulgaria Cambodia Cameroon Canada Chad Chile China Colombia Congo Costa Rica Croatia Cuba Czech Denmark Ecuador Egypt Estonia Ethiopia Finland France Gabon Georgia Germany Greece Greenland Hungary Iceland India Indonesia Iran Iraq Ireland Israel Italy Jamaica Japan Kazakhstan Kenya Kyrgyzstan Laos Latvia Lebanon Lithuania Luxembourg Madagascar Malaysia Mauritania Mexico Mongolia Morocco Mozambique Myanmar Namibia Nepal Netherlands New Zealand Norway Pakistan Paraguay Peru Philippines Poland Portugal Puerto Rico Romania Russia Saudi Arabia Slovakia Slovenia South Africa South Korea Spain Sudan Sweden Switzerland Taiwan Tajikistan Tanzania Thailand Tunisia Turkey Uganda UK Ukraine Uruguay Venezuela Vietnam Zambia Zimbabwe The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino. - Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer. The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store. - Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood. - Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then? - Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino. Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert? - So they can roll down the window when it gets hot. Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''. -See any cops around? asked Arthur. -Nope, said Delbert. -OK, let's go for it!. Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back? - No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions. - Well what did you ask them? - I asked them if they file charges. MORE JOKES