Utah Lies.       These are the most recent lies about Utah Click on your Utah city or town to read about local lies. Alpine Altamont Alton Altonah American Fork Aneth Annabella Antimony Aurora Axtell Bear River City Beaver Beryl Bicknell Bingham Canyon Blanding Bluebell Bluff Boulder Bountiful Brian Head Brigham City Bryce Bryce Canyon Cache Junction Cannonville Castle Dale Cedar City Cedar Valley Centerfield Centerville Central Chester Circleville Clarkston Clawson Clearfield Cleveland Coalville Collinston Corinne Croydon Dammeron Valley Delta Deweyville Draper Duchesne Duck Creek Village Dugway Dutch John East Carbon Echo Eden Elberta Elmo Elsinore Emery Enterprise Ephraim Escalante Eureka Fairview Farmington Fayette Ferron Fielding Fillmore Fort Duchesne Fountain Green Fruitland Garden City Garland Garrison Glendale Glenwood Goshen Grantsville Green River Greenville Greenwich Grouse Creek Gunlock Gunnison Hanksville Hanna Hatch Heber City Helper Henefer Henrieville Hill Afb Hinckley Holden Honeyville Hooper Howell Huntington Huntsville Hurricane Hyde Park Hyrum Ibapah Ivins Jensen Joseph Junction Kamas Kanab Kanosh Kaysville Kenilworth Kingston Koosharem La Sal La Verkin Lake Powell Laketown Lapoint Layton Leamington Lehi Levan Lewiston Lindon Loa Logan Lyman Lynndyl Magna Manila Manti Mantua Mapleton Marysvale Mayfield Mendon Mexican Hat Midvale Midway Milford Millville Minersville Moab Modena Mona Monroe Montezuma Creek Monticello Monument Valley Morgan Moroni Mount Carmel Mount Pleasant Mountain Home Myton Neola Nephi New Harmony Newton North Salt Lake Oak City Oakley Ogden Orangeville Orderville Orem Panguitch Paradise Paragonah Park City Park Valley Parowan Payson Peoa Pine Valley Pleasant Grove Plymouth Portage Price Providence Provo Randlett Randolph Redmond Richfield Richmond Riverside Riverton Roosevelt Roy Rush Valley Saint George Salem Salina Salt Lake City Sandy Santa Clara Santaquin Scipio Sevier Sigurd Smithfield Snowville South Jordan Spanish Fork Spring City Springville Stockton Summit Sunnyside Syracuse Tabiona Talmage Teasdale Thompson Tooele Toquerville Torrey Tremonton Trenton Tridell Tropic Vernal Vernon Veyo Virgin Wales Wallsburg Washington Wellington Wellsville Wendover West Jordan Whiterocks Willard Woodruff Woods Cross Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: -Against your will. A fish walks into a bar. The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here. Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river! - Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river? - Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side. Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows? - I had to bury the ladder Gertrude. Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides. Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind? - But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to. Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets? - Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that. How do you confuse an idiot? - Don't know? - Four. . . . Are you confused?. I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong? - Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day. Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him. - With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day. On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week. - Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it. - Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree. He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air. - Aaahhh! What is that noise?. MORE JOKES