Texas Lies.

      These are the most recent lies about Texas

Hillsboro, Texas - They can completely pave a street here in less than five years.... READ MORE

Whitney, Texas - Clowns are infesting the whole city and have kidnapped 2 girls from Whitney Middle School.... READ MORE

Odessa, Texas - I have seen a little person just like ezail running round stealing hubcaps. He's a ghost because I shot him for trying to steal my hubcaps.. I'm a professional golfer and don't like to chill with raw meat. My brother Napoleon is a raving alchy. I'm s... READ MORE


Click on your Texas city or town to read about local lies.

Abbott
Abernathy
Abilene
Ace
Ackerly
Addison
Adkins
Adrian
Afton
Agua Dulce
Alamo
Alanreed
Alba
Albany
Aledo
Alice - - 3 lies
Allen
Alleyton
Allison
Alpine
Altair
Alto
Alvarado
Alvin
Alvord
Amarillo
Amherst
Anahuac
Anderson
Andrews
Angleton
Anna
Annona
Anson
Anthony - - 2 lies
Anton
Apple Springs
Aquilla
Aransas Pass - - 2 lies - RECENT LIE
Archer City
Argyle
Arlington - - 2 lies
Armstrong
Arp
Artesia Wells
Arthur City
Asherton
Aspermont
Atascosa
Athens
Atlanta
Aubrey
Austin - - 7 lies - VERY RECENT LIE
Austwell
Avery
Avinger
Avoca
Axtell
Azle
Bacliff
Bagwell
Bailey
Baird
Ballinger
Balmorhea
Bandera
Bangs
Banquete
Bardwell
Barksdale
Barnhart
Barry - - 1 lie
Barstow
Bartlett
Bastrop
Batesville
Batson
Bay City
Bayside
Baytown
Beasley
Beaumont
Beckville
Bedford
Bedias
Beeville
Bellaire
Bellevue
Bells
Bellville
Belton
Ben Franklin
Ben Wheeler
Bend
Benjamin
Berclair
Bergheim
Bertram
Big Bend National Park - - 1 lie
Big Lake - - 2 lies
Big Sandy
Big Spring
Big Wells
Bigfoot
Bishop
Bivins
Blackwell
Blanco
Blanket
Bledsoe
Blessing
Bloomburg - - 1 lie
Blooming Grove
Bloomington
Blossom
Blue Ridge
Bluff Dale
Bluffton
Blum
Boerne
Bogata
Boling
Bon Wier
Bonham
Booker
Borger
Bovina
Bowie
Boyd
Boys Ranch
Brackettville
Brady
Brandon
Brashear
Brazoria
Breckenridge
Bremond
Brenham
Bridge City
Bridgeport
Briggs
Briscoe
Broaddus
Bronson
Bronte
Brookeland
Brookesmith
Brookshire
Brookston
Brownfield
Brownsboro
Brownsville
Brownwood
Bruceville
Bruni
Bryan
Bryson
Buchanan Dam
Buckholts
Buda - - 1 lie - RECENT LIE
Buffalo
Buffalo Gap
Bula
Bullard
Bulverde
Buna
Burkburnett
Burkett
Burkeville
Burleson
Burlington
Burnet
Burton
Bushland
Byers
Bynum
Cactus
Caddo
Caddo Mills
Caldwell
Call
Calliham
Calvert
Camden
Cameron
Camp Wood
Campbell
Campbellton
Canadian
Canton
Canutillo
Canyon
Canyon Lake
Carbon
Carlsbad
Carlton
Carmine
Carrizo Springs
Carrollton
Carthage
Cason
Castell
Castroville
Cat Spring
Catarina
Cedar Creek
Cedar Hill
Cedar Lane
Cedar Park
Cee Vee
Celeste
Celina
Center
Center Point
Centerville
Chandler
Channelview
Channing
Chapman Ranch
Chappell Hill
Charlotte
Chatfield
Cherokee
Chester
Chico
Childress
Chillicothe
Chilton
China
China Spring
Chireno
Christine
Christoval
Cibolo
Cisco
Clarendon
Clarksville
Claude
Cleburne
Cleveland
Clifton
Clint
Clute
Clyde
Coahoma
Coldspring
Coleman
College Station
Collegeport
Colleyville
Collinsville
Colmesneil
Colorado City
Columbus
Comanche
Comfort
Commerce
Como
Comstock
Concan
Concepcion
Conroe - - 1 lie - RECENT LIE
Converse
Cookville
Coolidge
Cooper
Copeville
Coppell - - 1 lie
Copperas Cove
Corpus Christi
Corrigan
Corsicana
Cost
Cotton Center
Cotulla
Coupland
Covington
Coyanosa
Crandall
Crane
Cranfills Gap
Crawford
Cresson
Crockett
Crosby
Crosbyton
Cross Plains
Crowell
Crowley
Crystal City
Cuero
Cumby
Cuney
Cunningham
Cushing
Cypress
D Hanis
Daingerfield
Daisetta
Dale
Dalhart
Dallas - - 5 lies
Damon
Danbury
Danevang
Darrouzett
Davilla
Dawn
Dawson
Dayton
De Berry
De Kalb
De Leon
Decatur
Deer Park
Del Rio
Del Valle
Dell City
Denison
Denton
Denver City
Deport
Desdemona
Desoto
Detroit
Devers
Devine
Deweyville
Diana
Diboll
Dickens
Dickinson
Dike
Dilley
Dime Box
Dimmitt
Dobbin
Dodd City
Dodge
Dodson
Donie
Donna
Doss
Doucette
Dougherty
Douglass
Douglassville
Driftwood - - 1 lie - RECENT LIE
Dripping Springs
Driscoll
Dryden
Dublin
Dumas
Duncanville
Dyess Afb
Eagle Lake
Eagle Pass
Early
Earth
East Bernard
Eastland
Easton
Ector
Edcouch
Eddy - - 1 lie - RECENT LIE
Eden
Edgewood
Edinburg
Edmonson
Edna
Edroy
El Campo
El Indio
El Paso - - 1 lie - RECENT LIE
Eldorado
Electra
Elgin
Elkhart
Ellinger
Elm Mott
Elmaton
Elmendorf
Elsa
Emory
Encinal
Encino
Energy
Enloe
Ennis
Enochs
Eola
Era
Estelline
Etoile
Euless
Eustace
Evadale
Evant
Fabens
Fairfield
Falcon Heights
Falfurrias
Falls City
Fannin
Farmersville
Farnsworth
Farwell
Fate
Fayetteville
Fentress
Ferris
Fieldton
Fischer
Flatonia
Flint
Flomot
Florence
Floresville
Flower Mound
Floydada
Fluvanna
Flynn
Follett
Forestburg
Forney
Forreston
Forsan
Fort Davis
Fort Hancock
Fort Mc Kavett
Fort Stockton
Fort Worth - - 1 lie
Fowlerton
Francitas
Franklin
Frankston
Fred
Fredericksburg
Fredonia
Freeport
Freer
Fresno
Friendswood
Friona
Frisco - - 1 lie
Fritch
Frost
Fruitvale
Fulshear
Fulton
Gail
Gainesville
Galena Park
Gallatin
Galveston - - 5 lies
Ganado
Garciasville
Garden City
Gardendale
Garland
Garrison
Garwood
Gary
Gatesville
Gause
George West
Georgetown
Giddings
Gilchrist
Gillett
Gilmer
Girard
Girvin
Gladewater
Glen Flora
Glen Rose
Glidden
Godley
Golden
Goldsboro
Goldsmith
Goldthwaite
Goliad
Gonzales
Goodrich
Gordon
Gordonville
Goree
Gorman
Gouldbusk
Graford
Graham
Granbury - - 1 lie
Grand Prairie
Grand Saline
Grandfalls
Grandview - - 1 lie
Granger - - 1 lie - RECENT LIE
Grapeland
Grapevine
Greenville
Greenwood
Gregory
Groesbeck
Groom
Groves
Groveton
Grulla
Gruver
Gunter
Gustine
Guthrie
Guy
Hale Center
Hallettsville
Hallsville
Haltom City
Hamilton
Hamlin
Hamshire
Hankamer
Happy
Hardin
Hargill
Harker Heights
Harleton
Harlingen
Harper
Harrold
Hart
Hartley
Harwood
Haskell
Haslet
Hawkins
Hawley
Hearne
Hebbronville
Hedley
Helotes
Hemphill
Hempstead
Henderson
Henrietta
Hereford
Hermleigh
Hewitt
Hext
Hico
Hidalgo
Higgins
High Island
Highlands
Hillister
Hillsboro - - 1 lie - VERY RECENT LIE
Hitchcock
Hobson
Hockley
Holland
Holliday
Hondo
Honey Grove
Hooks
Houston
Howe
Hubbard - - 1 lie
Huffman
Hughes Springs
Hull
Humble
Hungerford
Hunt
Huntington
Huntsville
Hurst
Hutchins
Hutto
Hye
Idalou
Imperial
Industry
Inez
Ingleside
Ingram - - 2 lies - RECENT LIE
Iola
Iowa Park
Ira
Iraan
Iredell
Irving - - 1 lie
Italy
Itasca
Ivanhoe
Jacksboro
Jacksonville
Jarrell
Jasper
Jayton
Jefferson
Jermyn
Jewett
Joaquin
Johnson City
Jonesboro
Josephine
Joshua
Jourdanton
Junction
Justiceburg
Justin
Karnack
Karnes City - - 1 lie
Katy
Kaufman - - 1 lie
Keene
Keller
Kemah
Kemp
Kempner
Kendalia
Kendleton
Kenedy
Kennard
Kennedale
Kerens
Kermit
Kerrick
Kerrville - - 3 lies
Kildare
Kilgore
Killeen
Kingsbury
Kingsland
Kingsville
Kirbyville
Kirvin
Klondike
Knippa
Knott
Knox City
Kopperl
Kosse
Kountze
Kress
Krum
Kyle
La Blanca
La Coste
La Feria
La Grange
La Joya
La Marque
La Porte
La Pryor
La Salle
La Vernia
La Villa - - 1 lie
La Ward
Ladonia
Lake Creek
Lake Dallas
Lake Jackson
Lakeview
Lamesa
Lampasas
Lancaster
Laneville
Laredo - - 1 lie - RECENT LIE
Larue
Latexo
Lavon
Lawn
Lazbuddie
League City
Leakey
Leander
Ledbetter
Leesburg
Leesville
Lefors
Lelia Lake
Leming
Lenorah
Leona
Leonard
Levelland
Lewisville
Lexington
Liberty
Liberty Hill
Lillian
Lincoln
Lindale
Linden
Lindsay
Linn
Lipan
Lipscomb
Lissie
Little Elm
Little River Academy
Littlefield - - 2 lies
Liverpool
Livingston
Llano
Lockhart - - 1 lie - RECENT LIE
Lockney
Lodi
Lohn
Lolita
Lometa
London
Lone Oak
Lone Star
Long Branch
Longview
Loop
Loraine
Lorena
Lorenzo
Los Ebanos
Los Fresnos
Lott
Louise
Lovelady
Loving
Lubbock
Lueders
Lufkin
Luling
Lumberton
Lyford
Lytle
Mabank
Madisonville
Magnolia
Malakoff
Malone - - 1 lie
Manchaca - - 1 lie - RECENT LIE
Manor
Mansfield
Manvel
Maple
Marathon
Marble Falls - - 1 lie
Marfa - - 3 lies
Marietta
Marion
Markham
Marlin
Marquez
Marshall - - 7 lies - 4 pictures
Mart
Martindale
Maryneal
Mason
Matador
Matagorda
Mathis
Maud
Maxwell
May
Maypearl
Mc Camey
Mc Caulley - - 1 lie
Mc Dade
Mc Gregor
Mc Kinney
Mc Leod
Mc Queeney
Mcadoo
Mcallen - - 1 lie
Mcfaddin
Mclean - - 1 lie
Meadow
Medina
Megargel
Melissa
Melvin
Memphis
Menard
Mentone
Mercedes
Mereta
Meridian
Merkel
Mertens
Mertzon
Mesquite
Mexia
Meyersville
Miami
Mico
Midfield
Midkiff
Midland
Midlothian
Midway
Milam
Milano
Miles
Milford
Millersview
Millican
Millsap
Minden
Mineola
Mineral
Mineral Wells
Mingus
Mirando City
Mission
Missouri City
Mobeetie
Monahans
Montague
Montalba
Montgomery
Moody
Moore
Moran
Morgan
Morse
Morton
Moscow
Moulton
Mount Calm
Mount Enterprise
Mount Pleasant
Mount Vernon
Mountain Home
Muenster
Muldoon
Muleshoe
Mullin
Mumford
Munday
Murchison
Myra
Nacogdoches
Naples
Nash
Natalia
Naval Air Station Jrb
Navasota
Nazareth
Nederland
Needville
Nemo
Nevada
New Baden
New Boston
New Braunfels - - 1 lie
New Caney
New Deal
New Home
New Ulm
New Waverly
Newark
Newcastle
Newton
Nixon
Nocona
Nolan
Nolanville
Nome
Nordheim
Normangee
Normanna
North Richland Hills
North Zulch
Norton
Notrees
Novice
O Brien
Oakhurst
Oakwood - - 1 lie
Odell
Odem
Odessa - - 1 lie - VERY RECENT LIE
Odonnell
Oglesby
Oilton
Oklaunion
Old Glory
Old Ocean
Olden
Olmito
Olney
Olton
Omaha
Onalaska
Orange
Orange Grove
Orchard
Ore City
Ottine - - 1 lie
Ovalo
Overton
Ozona - - 1 lie
Paducah
Paige
Paint Rock
Palacios
Palestine - - 1 lie
Palmer
Palo Pinto
Pampa
Pandora
Panhandle
Panna Maria
Paradise
Paris
Pasadena
Pattison
Pattonville
Pawnee
Pearland
Pearsall
Pecan Gap
Pecos
Penelope - - 1 lie
Penitas
Pennington
Penwell
Pep
Perrin
Perryton
Petersburg
Petrolia
Pettus
Petty
Pflugerville
Pharr - - 1 lie
Pickton
Pierce
Pilot Point
Pinehurst
Pineland
Pipe Creek
Pittsburg
Placedo
Plains
Plainview
Plano - - 1 lie
Plantersville
Pleasanton
Pledger
Point
Point Comfort
Pointblank
Pollok
Ponder
Pontotoc
Poolville
Port Aransas
Port Arthur
Port Bolivar
Port Isabel
Port Lavaca
Port Mansfield
Port Neches
Port O Connor
Porter
Portland - - 1 lie
Post
Poteet
Poth
Pottsboro
Pottsville
Powderly
Powell
Poynor
Prairie Hill
Prairie Lea - - 1 lie - RECENT LIE
Prairie View
Premont
Presidio
Priddy
Princeton
Proctor
Progreso
Prosper
Purdon
Purmela
Putnam
Pyote
Quail
Quanah
Queen City
Quemado
Quinlan
Quitaque
Quitman
Rainbow
Ralls
Randolph
Ranger
Rankin
Ransom Canyon
Ratcliff
Ravenna
Raymondville - - 1 lie
Raywood
Reagan
Realitos - - 1 lie
Red Oak
Red Rock
Redford
Redwater
Refugio
Reklaw
Rhome
Rice
Richards
Richardson
Richland
Richland Springs
Richmond
Riesel
Ringgold
Rio Frio
Rio Grande City
Rio Hondo
Rio Medina
Rio Vista
Rising Star
Riverside
Riviera
Roanoke
Roaring Springs
Robert Lee - - 1 lie
Robstown
Roby
Rochelle
Rochester
Rock Island
Rockdale
Rockport
Rocksprings
Rockwall
Rockwood
Rogers
Roma
Romayor
Roosevelt
Ropesville
Rosanky
Roscoe
Rosebud
Rosenberg
Rosharon
Rotan
Round Mountain
Round Rock
Round Top
Rowena
Rowlett
Roxton
Royse City
Rule
Runge
Rusk
Rye
Sabinal
Sabine Pass
Sachse
Sacul
Sadler
Saint Hedwig
Saint Jo
Salado
Salt Flat
Saltillo
San Angelo - - 2 lies - RECENT LIE
San Antonio - - 1 lie - VERY RECENT LIE
San Augustine
San Benito
San Diego
San Elizario
San Felipe
San Isidro
San Juan
San Marcos
San Saba - - 1 lie
San Ygnacio
Sanderson
Sandia
Sanford
Sanger
Santa Anna
Santa Fe - - 1 lie
Santa Maria
Santa Rosa
Santo
Saragosa
Saratoga
Sarita
Satin
Savoy
Schertz
Schulenburg
Scotland
Scroggins
Scurry
Seabrook
Seadrift
Seagoville
Seagraves
Sealy
Sebastian
Seguin
Seminole
Seymour
Shallowater
Shamrock
Sheffield
Shelbyville
Shepherd
Sheppard Afb
Sheridan
Sherman
Shiner
Shiro
Sidney
Sierra Blanca
Silsbee
Silver
Silverton
Simms
Simonton
Sinton
Skellytown
Skidmore
Slaton
Smiley
Smithville
Smyer
Snook
Snyder
Somerset
Somerville
Sonora
Sour Lake
South Bend
South Houston
South Padre Island
Southlake
Southmayd
Spade
Spearman
Spicewood
Splendora
Spring
Spring Branch
Springlake
Springtown
Spur
Spurger
Stafford
Stamford
Stanton
Staples
Stephenville
Sterling City
Stinnett
Stockdale
Stonewall
Stratford
Strawn
Streetman
Sudan
Sugar Land
Sullivan City
Sulphur Bluff
Sulphur Springs
Sumner
Sundown
Sunnyvale
Sunray
Sunset - - 1 lie
Sutherland Springs
Sweeny
Sweetwater
Sylvester
Taft
Tahoka
Talco
Talpa
Tarpley
Tarzan
Tatum
Taylor - - 1 lie - RECENT LIE
Teague
Tehuacana
Telephone
Telferner
Tell
Temple
Tenaha
Tennessee Colony
Tennyson
Terlingua
Terrell - - 1 lie
Texarkana
Texas City - - 1 lie - RECENT LIE
Texline
The Colony
Thicket
Thompsons
Thorndale
Thornton
Thrall
Three Rivers
Throckmorton
Tilden
Timpson
Tioga
Tivoli
Tokio
Tolar
Tom Bean
Tomball
Tornillo
Tow
Toyah
Trent
Trenton
Trinidad
Trinity
Troup
Troy
Tulia
Turkey
Tuscola
Tye - - 1 lie - RECENT LIE
Tyler - - 1 lie
Tynan
Umbarger
Universal City
Utopia
Uvalde
Valentine
Valera
Valley Mills
Valley Spring
Valley View
Van
Van Alstyne
Van Horn
Van Vleck
Vancourt
Vanderbilt
Vanderpool
Vega
Venus
Vernon - - 1 lie
Victoria
Vidor
Village Mills
Voca
Von Ormy
Voss
Votaw
Waco
Wadsworth
Waelder
Waka
Waller
Wallis
Wallisville
Walnut Springs
Warda
Waring - - 1 lie - RECENT LIE
Warren
Washington
Waskom
Water Valley
Waxahachie
Weatherford
Webster
Weimar
Weinert
Welch
Wellington
Wellman
Wells
Weslaco
West
West Columbia
West Point
Westbrook
Westhoff
Westminster
Wharton
Wheeler
Wheelock
White Deer
White Oak
Whiteface
Whitehouse
Whitesboro
Whitewright
Whitharral
Whitney - - 1 lie - VERY RECENT LIE
Whitsett
Whitt
Wichita Falls
Wickett
Wiergate
Wildorado
Willis
Willow City
Wills Point
Wilmer
Wilson
Wimberley
Windom
Windthorst
Winfield
Wingate
Wink
Winnie
Winnsboro
Winona
Winters - - 1 lie
Woden
Wolfe City
Wolfforth
Woodsboro
Woodson
Woodville
Woodway
Wortham
Wylie
Yancey
Yantis
Yoakum
Yorktown
Zapata
Zavalla
Zephyr


copyright © jokesandlies.com