These are the most recent lies about Illinois|
Elgin, Illinois - I saw a cow milking a cow....
Hoopeston, Illinois - Late nights on Friday a man named is to be seen walking in the alley past the Hoopeston Library mumbling about how there is no ''god'' and ''we're all doomed'' carrying around a knife with blood dripping.
That man is my father. He died 4 years ago...
Polo, Illinois - Polo residents are nice, welcoming, and refrain from gossip....