These are the most recent lies about Illinois|
Hoopeston, Illinois - Late nights on Friday a man named is to be seen walking in the alley past the Hoopeston Library mumbling about how there is no ''god'' and ''we're all doomed'' carrying around a knife with blood dripping.
That man is my father. He died 4 years ago...
Polo, Illinois - Polo residents are nice, welcoming, and refrain from gossip....
Rantoul, Illinois - There is a school called Pleasant Acers Elementary. A ghost of a teenage girl roams the building. Rumor has it she jumped off the huge roof and broke her neck....