Hawaii Lies.       These are the most recent lies about Hawaii Wahiawa, Hawaii - At the Naval base in Wahiawa, HI there is a building that was used as a hospital. There is a room at the bottom that is said to have sounds of chairs moving. When the sounds are checked on the there is no one there. Sailors say that the location of t... READ MORE Click on your Hawaii city or town to read about local lies. Aiea Anahola Captain Cook Eleele Ewa Beach Haiku Hakalau Haleiwa Hana Hanalei Hanapepe Hauula Hawaii National Park Hawi Hilo Holualoa Honokaa Honolulu Honomu Hoolehua Kaaawa Kahuku Kahului Kailua Kailua Kona Kalaheo Kalaupapa Kamuela Kaneohe Kapaa Kapaau Kapolei Kaumakani Kaunakakai Keaau Kealakekua Kealia Kekaha Kihei Kilauea Koloa Kualapuu Kula Kunia Kurtistown Lahaina Laie Lanai City Laupahoehoe Lihue M C B H Kaneohe Bay Makawao Makaweli Maunaloa Mililani Mountain View Naalehu Ninole Ocean View Ookala Paauilo Pahala Pahoa Paia Papaaloa Papaikou Pearl City Pepeekeo Princeville Volcano Wahiawa - - 1 lie - VERY RECENT LIE Waialua Waianae Waikoloa Wailuku Waimanalo Waimea Waipahu Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically. MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!! - Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you? - Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving. Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur? -Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards. Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up. - Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse. Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur. He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter. Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars. Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump. - Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage. MORE JOKES