santa lies



      Alice, Texas - Santa, it sounds like you may be needing a lawyer some time in the near future because Timmy the onc...

Deer Lodge, Montana - You have it all wrong there Kip... Because Santa told me himself that he will be using elk to pull h...

Deer Lodge, Montana - Santa will not be using reindeer to pull his sled this year. He has opted instead that he will be us...

Albion, Pennsylvania - My father is Santa Claus and he is the one that killed Darth Vader. This is a true story. My mother ...

Auburn Hills, Michigan - I sat on Santa Claus lap last week and then a big fat elf hugged me. It scared the two cats so bad t...


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