park lies       Avon, Ohio - A dragon is seen on-and-off blowing bubbles in a park on a street off a highway near a playground in... Anthony, Texas - On January 2009 in Anthony TX me and my cuz my brother and my cousins husband. We were walking home ... All Categories Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said: - That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life. - Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is. Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway? - That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig. Arthur was seriously sleep deprived and went to see Doctor Rueprecht about it. - Arthur, take two of these pills before bedtime tonight and you'll sleep like a baby, said Dr. Rueprecht. Arthur took the pills at bedtime and did sleep like a baby. He woke up the next morning feeling like a million bucks. He arrived at work singing. You look great Arthur, said his boss. But where have you been all week?. Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job. - So how are things going so far Arthur? - Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water. MORE JOKES