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- Why are you in prison?
- Well I was at a trial...

Buzz: In America we have Astronauts, In Russia they have Cosmonauts, What do they have in Italy?

Neil: I know, Specimens!.


Admiral Donitz: The horns on our U-Boats aren't loud enough and need to be replaced!

Kapitan Kretschmer: Don't worry, I'll find a better SUB-si-TOOT!!.

Orville: I think my old pair of shoes need to be resoled...

Wilbur: Well, you know what they say.. ''Time wounds all heels....''.

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