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Gwen: ''How did the beggar feel when he found out his tin cup was full of pennies?

Lance: ''In cents!''.




Nancy: ''Knock! Knock!
Sid: ''Who's there?''
Nancy: ''Cantaloupe. ''
Sid: ''Cantaloupe Who?''
Nancy: ''Cantaloupe with you because I want big church wedding!''.



   


   
Tom: ''Knock! Knock!''

Tim: ''Who's there?''

Tom: ''That's right, but you can call me my first name, Howard!''.




Curly: ''What do call a dozen rabbits side by side all walking backwards?''

Joe: ''A receding hare line!''.




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