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Jerry: ''Knock! Knock!''

Dean: ''Who's there?''

Jerry: ''Arthur!''

Dean: ''Arthur who?''

Jerry: ''Arthur any more cookies?''.

Pete: ''Why did they arrest the cabinet maker who was installing the new teller stations at the bank?''

John: ''Because he was a counterfeiter''.


Nancy: ''Knock! Knock!''

Sid: ''Who's there?''

Nancy: ''Lettuce!''

Sid: ''Lettuce who?''

Nancy: ''Lettuce in!, It's cold out here!''.

Bruce: ''Excuse me sir, but did you know that you have a banana in both of your ears?''

Lee: ''I'm sorry, I can't understand what your saying because I have a banana in both of my ears!''.

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