I got in trouble for peeing in the pool. In my defense I said ''all the kids pee in the pool you never see them leave to go to the restroom to pee''. They said maybe, but they don't do it from the diving board.
Jack: What did the beaver say to the tree by the river? Emma:''It has been fun gnawing you''.
RANDY: What is an owl's favorite type of math? SANDY: Owlgebra!.