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Adolph: ''Did you enjoy that new foreign film about the WW 2 German U-Boats?''

Heinrich: ''Not really, It was all in SUB-titles!''.

Astronomer #1: ''Your prediction that a giant orb made of sausage traveling through space will hit the Earth and destroy it will occur tonight!''

Astronomer #2: ''It seems my wurst sphere has come true.....''.


Donald: ''Did I ever tell you the joke about the group of cattle?''

Ronald: ''I've herd that one before!''


Donald: ''What do you call 'Ladies of the Night' who have sore throats?''

Ronald: ''Hoarse!''


Ronald: ''What kind of hammer killed the frog?''

Donald: ''A Croquet Mallet!''


Ronald: ''Who was the first U. S. President to get an earring?

Donald: ''Franklin Pierced!''


Ronald: ''What do you call diced up Pig Meat?''

Donald: ''Oh, I know! You call it HAM-burger!''

Ronald: ''No, you call it Ground Pork!''


Ronald: ''Would you like some shredded cheese on your taco?''

Donald: ''That would be grate!''


Ronald: ''Were you pleased with the quality of your new suit the tailor made for you?''

Donald: ''It was just a sew sew job!''.

Flying high in the skies above Metropolis, Superman was on patrol. Using his powerful vision he glimpsed a sight that aroused his interest. Down below in a secluded grassy meadow in the park was Wonder Woman. She was laying on her back with her skirt above her hips and no panties. Her knees were spread wide apart and her pelvis was undulating. On her face was an expression of total bliss. Superman was beside himself with lust and decided to take advantage of the situation. Not wanting to offend Wonder Woman he decided to go into Hyper-Drive and so he zoomed down and took care of business at the speed of light. He then zoomed away to go back on patrol with a self satisfied grin on his face knowing that Wonder Woman would not be any the wiser of his indiscretion.....
Meanwhile down in meadow, Wonder Woman asked her boyfriend the Invisible Man,''Gee Honey, You were doing me so great! Why the heck did you stop?''
The Invisible Man answered, ''So sorry Babe, But all of the sudden I have the most excruciating pain up my ass!''.

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