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Henry: ''What did you use to watch the car wreck??''

Edsel: '' A Kaleidoscope!!!''.




Donald: ''How would you describe burying an elephant??''

Joe: ''A mammoth undertaking!!!''.



   


   
Stanley: ''The economy is so bad I must have my shoes repaired instead of buying a new pair..... ''
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Oliver: '' Oh you mean; These are the times to try to mend soles!''.




What happened to the trophy maker after he died???

They had him engraved.....




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