Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
The extraterrestrial expedition was out to explore our planet Earth. As luck would have it they landed in Disneyland on a busy Saturday afternoon. After a few hours of standing in lines and being jostled by huge crowds, they got back aboard their spaceship and departed. Their report back to headquarters began.....
''You ain't gonna believe this place, but listen to this........''.
The Native tribe had been on the winter huntings grounds and now the season was over and it was time to break camp and depart... The years had caught up with Grandpa and he had not contributed to the hunt that barely fed the tribe.. All around the activities of breaking camp were happening... His grandkids scurried about collecting firewood and placing it in reach of Grandpa who sat in front of a meager fire.. The Chief of the tribe gave a whistle and his people lined up and trudged away into the winter's night. The woods grew silent and Grandpa sat alone in front of his small fire ruminating on his life that had gone by so swiftly..
The silence was broken by the howling of wolves and soon dozens of yellow eyes were reflected by the firelight in the perimeter of darkness. Grandpa reached to add more sticks to his fire and realized he had ran out.. The small fire burned down to a mere flicker then went out. The wolves descended upon Grandpa and began to tear him to pieces... Just before Grandpa passed out he thought to himself...
''You know, I sure left my Grandpa more firewood than this!''.
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