Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
The King and the Royal Hunting party was afield in the castle's game preserve. As the they approached a thicket one of the gamekeepers stepped out from behind the trees and while waving his arms above his head shouted out,''I am not an elk!! I am not an elk!!''
The King took careful aim and shot him dead.
''Sire!'', exclaimed the Royal Gun Bearer,''Why on earth did you shoot that man?''
''Because, I am quite sure,'' replied the King, '' He said;'I am an elk! I am an elk!'''.
Henry was out for Sunday drive when he got flat tire. He pulled off to side of the which happened to be in front of the State Insane Asylum and began to change the tire. As he was about to install the spare tire he knock over the hub cap that held the lug nuts and they all fell down a drain grate, completely out of reach. As he stood there befuddled by the situation a voice came from an inmate behind the other side of the asylum's iron fence....
''Hey Mister, Just take one lug nut from the other three wheels and use those to hold on the spare tire!'' Said the voice.
''Wow! Thanks for the great advice! How did ever think up such a great idea!'' Said an amazed Henry.
''Hey, I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid. ''said the voice.
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