Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Sean: ''Knock! Knock!''
Shawn: ''Who's there?''
Sean: ''Police Detective Alex!''
Shawn: ''Police Detective Alex who?''
Sean: ''HEY! I'm the Police Detective, Alex the questions!''.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I donít think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
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