Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Sailor Bill: ''There's a tsunami headed for the ship!!''
Cap'n Bob: ''That's just swell. ''
Sailor Bill: ''The dinghy come untied and is drifting away!''
Cap'n Bob: ''Knot your fault!''
Sailor Bill: ''I heard Cap'n Zed got busted by the Coast Guard for driving his ship while drunk!''
Cap'n: ''He should have left the Port when he left the Port!''.
Sit down and be quiet !.
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