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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Richard: ''Wow!, look at all those iron workers slaving away up there on top of that new skyscraper! You would have to crazy in the head to work at those heights!''

Pat: ''Well, you know what they say.... 'Too many kooks toil aloft!'''.
Down on the farm...........
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Zeb: ''I heard your dairy barn burned down. What happened?''

Jed: ''It was an udder disaster!''

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Zeb: ''Looks like your herb garden is doing poorly. ''

Jed: ''I could really use some sage advice. ''

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Zeb: ''I heard Santa Claus works for you in his off season. What does he do around your farm?''

Jed: ''Hoe, Hoe, Hoe!''

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Some City Folks were visiting the dairy farm. They all watched as the farmer sat on a stool and milked a cow. Worried about missing his tour bus a man asked the farmer what time was it. The farmer lifted up the cow's udder and spoke....

''It's exactly 12:37. '' said the farmer.

''Wow! That's amazing that you can tell the time to exact minute by simply lifting you cow's udder! How did you ever acquire such a fantastic skill?'' asked the impressed man.

''Well,'' said the farmer, ''When I lift up the cow's udder, I can see the clock over there hanging on the barn wall. ''

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Then there was the Old Sea Captain who wanted absolutely to never think or talk about his maritime career once it was over. When that time came he put a ship's anchor on the back of his truck and drove inland. When someone finally asked him, ''What the heck of a kind of farm plow is that you got there in the back of your truck?''. That's where he retired!.
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