Ahab: Did you see the new pirate movie?
Ishmael: What's it rated?
Ahab: ARRRRAHHHHHH!!!.
Walter: ''I put some strawberries into the copy machine. ''
Dan: ''What happened?''
Walter: ''They got jammed!''
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Walter: ''Knock! Knock!''
Dan: ''Who's there?''
Walter: ''Phyllis!''
Dan: ''Phyllis who?''
Walter: ''Phyllis up! We be out of gas!''.
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Pete: What kind of lumber did they build the bandstand with???
Suzy: Oh! I. Know!!! Tuba fours!!!.
Jim: ''Who knows why you didn't hit that big oak tree when you ran your car off the road!''
Tim: ''Just another mystery!'' (missed-tree).
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