Word Jokes Page 9

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Ray: ''Grandpa sure had his lawyer write up a strange last dying wish. He's leaving everything to his heaviest relative. ''

Jay: ''It's true what they say then; Where there's a will there's a weigh!''.

Ray: ''Why are farmers so good at their job?''

Jay: ''I don't know, why?''

Ray: ''Because they are out standing in their field!''


Ray: ''What you call those things you call steamed clams?''

Jay: ''Steamed clams!''


Ray: ''What happened to the dairy farmer who was trampled by a herd of milk cows out in his field?''

Jay: ''He was pasteurized!''


Ray: ''Should I drink skimmed milk?''

Jay: ''You butter not!''.


Daniel: ''If witches fly around on broomsticks, how does Satan get around?''

Webster: ''Oh I know! He uses a HELLicopter!''


Daniel: ''How does Satan ship his packages?''

Webster: ''He uses a DEVILery service!''


Daniel: ''What happens if you forget to pay your Exorcist?''

Webster: ''You get repossessed!''


Daniel: ''How does Satan answer his home phone?''

Webster: ''HELLo!''


Daniel: ''What's Satan's favorite dessert?''

Webster: ''Devil's Food cake?''

Daniel: ''No, It's Hell-O!''.

The Same Lame Name Game................


Tim: ''Who's going to buy the next round of beers?''

Tom: ''Bruce!''


Tim: ''Who has the explosive temper?''

Tom: ''Dinah might!''


Tim: ''Who was arrested for arson?''

Tom: ''Bernie!''


Tim: ''Who owns that gas station?''

Tom: ''That would be Michelle!''


Tim: ''Who wrote that book?''

Tom: ''Arthur!''


Tim: ''Who's that rich and classy dude?''

Tom: ''Tony!''


Tim: ''Who is the smallest guy you ever met?''

Tom: ''Adam!''


Tim: ''Who won the race?''

Tom: ''Victor?''


Tim: ''Who's the guy with all that exercise equipment in his room?''

Tom: ''Jim!''.

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