Tim: How did the ESP expert order his steak cooked?
Jim: Medium!
Tim: I knew you were going to say that!
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Jim: Did you here that a short ESP expert escaped from prison?
Tim: Yes I did... Small Medium at Large!
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Jim: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Tim: Just one, however the light bulb itself must want to change too!.
Ishmael: What kind of wheels did Moby Dick have on his car?
Ahab: White Whale Tires!!.
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Wendy: ''What are you doing with your goldfish since it died?''
Jana: ''Frying Pet Carp!''
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Wendy: ''This fish were eating for lunch tastes awful!''
Jana: ''Stop your carping!''
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Wendy: ''Wow! Thats amazing your pet Koi can leaped out the water such great distances!!''
Jana: ''Flying Pet Carp!''
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Wendy: ''The first settlers of the La Brea area of Los Angeles built a cook shed over the hot bubbling ooze and would heat their food on the floor. ''
Jana: '' So, it had a wall to wall frying tar pit!''
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Wendy: ''All of the houses in La Brea have no roofs. ''
Jana: ''But what do they do when it rains??''
Wendy: ''Tarp it!''
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Wendy: ''That dog of your's you keep in your automobile tells untruths. ''
Jana: ''Lying car pet''.
James: ''What do cows do on their day off?''
Earl: ''Meat Loaf!''
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Paul: ''What does the Rancher use to count his herd?''
Harvey: ''A COW-culator!''
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Paul: ''When all other medicines fail, what's the best thing to use on a cow?''
Harvey: ''Bar-B-Que Sauce!''
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Paul: ''Why didn't the cattle obey the Rancher when he yelled and screamed at them to all group together?''
Harvey: ''I don't think they herd!''.
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