Word Jokes Page 9

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Zeb: ''Where's the best place for o look for a lost dirt farmer?''

Job: ''Beets me!''

Zeb: ''They usually turnip in a field!''


Zeb: ''What happened to the shepherd who was trampled by his flock?''

Jeb: ''They herded his feelings!''.

Zebulon: ''What did Daddy Buffalo say to his boy when he left for school?''

Jebediah: ''Bison!''

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Zebulon: ''Hey Jeb! It snowed really hard last night. Your twin bison are outside covered with snow. You know what you gotta do now, don't you?''

Jebediah: ''Oh I know, Let me guess..... Shovel off two buffalo!''.


Tim: ''The Cashew nut has such a funny sounding name. It makes me want to sneeze!''

Jay: ''What about a Peanut?''

Tim: ''Don't ask!''.

Ray: ''Grandpa sure had his lawyer write up a strange last dying wish. He's leaving everything to his heaviest relative. ''

Jay: ''It's true what they say then; Where there's a will there's a weigh!''.

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