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Pete: What kind of lumber did they build the bandstand with???

Suzy: Oh! I. Know!!! Tuba fours!!!.




Jim: ''Who knows why you didn't hit that big oak tree when you ran your car off the road!''

Tim: ''Just another mystery!'' (missed-tree).



   


   
Tim: How did the ESP expert order his steak cooked?

Jim: Medium!

Tim: I knew you were going to say that!

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Jim: Did you here that a short ESP expert escaped from prison?

Tim: Yes I did... Small Medium at Large!

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Jim: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Tim: Just one, however the light bulb itself must want to change too!.




Ishmael: What kind of wheels did Moby Dick have on his car?

Ahab: White Whale Tires!!.




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