Linda: ''Where did the tortoise work?''
John: ''At the Shell Station!''
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Linda: ''Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?''
John: ''Because then it would be a foot!''.
Arnold: ''In a group of big rocks, why was the smallest the bravest?''
Ronald: ''I don't know, why?''
Arnold: ''Because unlike the others, he was just a little boulder!''
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Ronald: ''Why didn't the imitation rock feel appreciated?''
Arnold: ''Because he always was being taken for granite!''.
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Ahab: Did you see the new pirate movie?
Ishmael: What's it rated?
Ahab: ARRRRAHHHHHH!!!.
Walter: ''I put some strawberries into the copy machine. ''
Dan: ''What happened?''
Walter: ''They got jammed!''
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Walter: ''Knock! Knock!''
Dan: ''Who's there?''
Walter: ''Phyllis!''
Dan: ''Phyllis who?''
Walter: ''Phyllis up! We be out of gas!''.
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