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Linda: ''Where did the tortoise work?''

John: ''At the Shell Station!''

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Linda: ''Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?''

John: ''Because then it would be a foot!''.




Arnold: ''In a group of big rocks, why was the smallest the bravest?''

Ronald: ''I don't know, why?''

Arnold: ''Because unlike the others, he was just a little boulder!''

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Ronald: ''Why didn't the imitation rock feel appreciated?''

Arnold: ''Because he always was being taken for granite!''.



   


   
Ahab: Did you see the new pirate movie?

Ishmael: What's it rated?

Ahab: ARRRRAHHHHHH!!!.




Walter: ''I put some strawberries into the copy machine. ''

Dan: ''What happened?''

Walter: ''They got jammed!''

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Walter: ''Knock! Knock!''

Dan: ''Who's there?''

Walter: ''Phyllis!''

Dan: ''Phyllis who?''

Walter: ''Phyllis up! We be out of gas!''.




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