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James: ''What do cows do on their day off?''

Earl: ''Meat Loaf!''

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Paul: ''What does the Rancher use to count his herd?''

Harvey: ''A COW-culator!''

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Paul: ''When all other medicines fail, what's the best thing to use on a cow?''

Harvey: ''Bar-B-Que Sauce!''

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Paul: ''Why didn't the cattle obey the Rancher when he yelled and screamed at them to all group together?''

Harvey: ''I don't think they herd!''.




Tex: ''I'm scared of that hen!''

Rex: ''Chicken!''

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Tex: ''I fear that group of cattle!''

Rex: ''Cow Herd!''

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Tex: ''I dropped on the floor two of the eggs from the dozen I'm supposed to cook in the skillet!''

Rex: ''How Fry Ten-ing!''

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Tex: ''Looks like your lasso rope is getting all worn out!''

Rex: ''I was a frayed of that!''.



   


   
Peter: ''Holy Cow! The entire Universe just disappeared!!''

GOD: ''No matter!''

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Peter: ''Where did the Universe come from???''

GOD: ''I got a really good deal from the previous owner!''.




Heath: ''I think the copy machine is possessed by Satan!''

Miro: ''What makes you think that?''

Heath: ''Because all it does is make 'Prints of Darkness'!!''.




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