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Paul: ''What do you need to fix a flat tire on a logging truck?''

Babe: ''A Lumber Jack!''

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Paul: ''Do you know how to tie down the logs on your truck?''

Babe: ''I'm knot sure!''

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Paul: ''Where do truckers sleep?''

Babe: ''On a flat bed!''

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Paul: ''That was nice of that lady trucker to deliver our oil!''

Babe: ''I'll be sure to tanker!''

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Paul: ''Why did the trucker flunk driving school?''

Babe: ''He couldn't make the grade when tried the pass!''

Paul: ''He looked kind of shifty anyhow!

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Paul: ''What do truck drivers eat in the morning?''

Babe: ''A clutch of eggs fried in an oil pan for brake fast!''.




Linda: ''Where did the tortoise work?''

John: ''At the Shell Station!''

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Linda: ''Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?''

John: ''Because then it would be a foot!''.



   


   
Arnold: ''In a group of big rocks, why was the smallest the bravest?''

Ronald: ''I don't know, why?''

Arnold: ''Because unlike the others, he was just a little boulder!''

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Ronald: ''Why didn't the imitation rock feel appreciated?''

Arnold: ''Because he always was being taken for granite!''.




Ahab: Did you see the new pirate movie?

Ishmael: What's it rated?

Ahab: ARRRRAHHHHHH!!!.




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