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Ahab: Did you see the new pirate movie?

Ishmael: What's it rated?

Ahab: ARRRRAHHHHHH!!!.




Walter: ''I put some strawberries into the copy machine. ''

Dan: ''What happened?''

Walter: ''They got jammed!''

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Walter: ''Knock! Knock!''

Dan: ''Who's there?''

Walter: ''Phyllis!''

Dan: ''Phyllis who?''

Walter: ''Phyllis up! We be out of gas!''.



   


   
Pete: What kind of lumber did they build the bandstand with???

Suzy: Oh! I. Know!!! Tuba fours!!!.




Jim: ''Who knows why you didn't hit that big oak tree when you ran your car off the road!''

Tim: ''Just another mystery!'' (missed-tree).




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