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Ward: What's the difference between ignorance and indifference?

June: I don't know and I don't care!.




Rowan: Where do bees store their historical documents?
Martin: In the ArcHIVE!
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Rowan: Where do polar bears keep their money?
Martin: In a snow bank!
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Rowan: Why don't stray mutts go to the Dog Pound in Europe?

Martin: Because they are on the Metric System!

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Rowan: How do bees style their hair?

Martin: They use a honey comb!

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Rowan: Did the barber charge the bald man money for coming into his shop?

Martin: He had toupee! ( to pay )

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Rowan: Did you have enough cash for a new car battery?

Martin: No, I just charged it!

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Rowan: Where do comedians stay over night?

Martin: At the Laugh Inn!

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Rowan: What do State Troopers put on their toast?

Martin: Traffic Jam!.



   


   
Paul: What caused the seismologist to trip?

Harvey: It was his own fault!

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Paul: What happened to the magic shop that used be downtown?

Harvey: It disappeared!

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Paul: What goes Ding! Dong! Is red and comes in a can?

Harvey: CampBELL's Tomato Soup!

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Paul: What happened to your playthings you left out in the rain overnight?

Harvey: Toys R Rust!.




Wally: What's yellow and can write on paper?

Teddy: A ballpoint banana!

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Wally: What do call a hen who lost their job in Louisville?

Eddie: Kentucky Fired Chicken!

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Wally: Are you from Wyoming?

Eddie: WY do you ask?

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Wally: What state is most famous for it's jelly?

Eddie: KY!

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Wally: How was your visit to Oklahoma?

Eddie: Mostly OK!.




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