
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells. The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.

Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do? His teacher: -No, of course not. Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
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A fish walks into a bar. The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.

If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
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