Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''? Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.