Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do. - Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life? - Not yet.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call. - Ok sir, when? - Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Why are there so many people called John? - Because it's a common name.