
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport. - Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert? - No, Arthur, nothing unusual. - What's that in the back of the truck? - The burned pigs. - Burned pigs? - Yes the barn burned down Arthur. - The barn burned down? - Yes, it was ignited by the burning house. - The house burned down too? - Yes, one of the candles fell over. - Candles? What candles? - The ones by your wife's coffin. - My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!? - Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof. - What was she doing on the roof? - She was drunk. - Well, that's nothing unusual. - Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .

Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river! - Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river? - Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
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Arthur called the airline: - Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there? - One moment sir. - Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.

Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering. - G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
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