
- Ok now, what's your name. - Arthur without a ''Z'' mam. - There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir. That's right mam.

Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is? - No Delbert I don't. - Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.

Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida? - Of course not, who told you such a thing? - The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
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