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Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.




A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.



   


   
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.



Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.




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