
My dad built the Rocky Mountains! Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.

Arthur are you cold? - Yes, Delbert, I am. - Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
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What's the difference between a coward and a careful person? A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.

The police pulled Arthur's car over. -Sir, do you mind if I go through your car? - Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
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