What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
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Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
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