Fred: ''Why did the auto mechanic go to the chiropractor?''
Ted: ''Because he wrenched his back!''.
Trixie: ''Gosh! I think my new fashion jeans fit me great!''
Petey: ''I dungaree!''.
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Jerry: ''How's are things with your new girl friend Marsha?''
Jake: ''Our relationship has really bogged down!''
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Jerry: ''I heard your new girlfriend Shirley is really fit and healthy. ''
Jake: ''Oh yeah! She treats her body like a temple!''
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Jerry: ''How your new girl friend Alice?''
Jake: ''Very crabby!''.
Ted: ''I heard you broke up with your girlfriend Chiquita. ''
Josh: ''Yeah that's right, she was bananas, so we split up!''
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Ted: ''I heard you broke up with your girlfriend Rose. ''
Josh: ''I don't want to talk about it. It's still a thorny issue!''
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Tod: ''Did you here about the thief arrested for buying gold leaf with a bad credit card?''
Ted: ''Let me guess! He was found gilded as charged!''
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Tod: ''Hey, what's the name of your uncle's daughter?''
Ted: ''Oh, we call her Denice !''.
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