Wally: What's yellow and can write on paper?
Teddy: A ballpoint banana!
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Wally: What do call a hen who lost their job in Louisville?
Eddie: Kentucky Fired Chicken!
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Wally: Are you from Wyoming?
Eddie: WY do you ask?
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Wally: What state is most famous for it's jelly?
Eddie: KY!
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Wally: How was your visit to Oklahoma?
Eddie: Mostly OK!.
Fred: ''Why did the auto mechanic go to the chiropractor?''
Ted: ''Because he wrenched his back!''.
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Trixie: ''Gosh! I think my new fashion jeans fit me great!''
Petey: ''I dungaree!''.
Jerry: ''How's are things with your new girl friend Marsha?''
Jake: ''Our relationship has really bogged down!''
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Jerry: ''I heard your new girlfriend Shirley is really fit and healthy. ''
Jake: ''Oh yeah! She treats her body like a temple!''
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Jerry: ''How your new girl friend Alice?''
Jake: ''Very crabby!''.
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