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Wally: What's yellow and can write on paper?

Teddy: A ballpoint banana!

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Wally: What do call a hen who lost their job in Louisville?

Eddie: Kentucky Fired Chicken!

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Wally: Are you from Wyoming?

Eddie: WY do you ask?

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Wally: What state is most famous for it's jelly?

Eddie: KY!

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Wally: How was your visit to Oklahoma?

Eddie: Mostly OK!.




Fred: ''Why did the auto mechanic go to the chiropractor?''

Ted: ''Because he wrenched his back!''.



   


   
Trixie: ''Gosh! I think my new fashion jeans fit me great!''

Petey: ''I dungaree!''.




Jerry: ''How's are things with your new girl friend Marsha?''

Jake: ''Our relationship has really bogged down!''

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Jerry: ''I heard your new girlfriend Shirley is really fit and healthy. ''

Jake: ''Oh yeah! She treats her body like a temple!''

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Jerry: ''How your new girl friend Alice?''

Jake: ''Very crabby!''.




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