
Hey Arthur, What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? - Well, Delbert, I don't know, one's meat the other's vegetable? What? - Anyone can roast beef.

Hey Arthur, how many letters are in the alphabet? - 26 Delbert, everyone knows that! -No Arthur, Nineteen. Because ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him. .
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How do you confuse an idiot? - Don't know? - Four. . . . Are you confused?.

I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either. - Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
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