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What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.




The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.



   


   
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.




Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.




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