Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river! - Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river? - Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur called the airline: - Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there? - One moment sir. - Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering. - G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do. - Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.