
And then there was the duck in the drugstore who was asked by the pharmacist when purchasing a Chap Stick how he intended to pay for it says..... ''Just put it on my bill!''.

Jack: What did the beaver say to the tree by the river? Emma:''It has been fun gnawing you''.
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RANDY: What is an owl's favorite type of math? SANDY: Owlgebra!.

OLIVER: What does it sound like when owls and ghosts cry together? OTIS: Boo-hooo, Boo-hooo!.
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