Snakes on a Page......
Paul; ''Why did they stop the baseball game when it began to rain snakes from the sky?''
Saul: ''It was Anaconda weather!''
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Paul: ''What kind of snake goes best with ice cream on a plate?''
Saul: ''Python the side!''
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Daddy Snake: ''Is it a girl?''
Doctor: ''Congratulations! It's a Boa!''
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Paul: ''What did you get the baby snake for a present?''
Saul: ''A rattler!''
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Paul: ''What two kind of snakes can you find in the bathroom?''
Saul: ''Asp, Viper!''
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Paul: ''What kind snakes did lady find in her underthings drawer?''
Saul: ''A pair of Garters and CoBRA!''.
Tim: ''What did the salt say to the pepper?''
Jim: ''Season's Greetings''
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Tim: ''Why does Santa come down the chimney?''
Jim: ''Because it soots him!''
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Tim: ''Why is a cat on the beach like Christmas?''
Jim: ''Because it has sandy claws!''.
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Meanwhile, back in the jungle.................
Stanley: ''I just saw a huge jungle cat outside the tent!''
Oliver: ''Lion?''
Stanley: ''Absolutely not! I always tell the truth!''
Stanley: ''How do stop a rhinoceros from charging?''
Oliver: ''Cancel it's credit card!''
Stanley: ''What would you do if you were swallowed by an elephant?''
Oliver: ''Run around in circles until you are all pooped out!''
Stanley: ''Why doesn't Tarzan play poker with his chimpanzee friend?''
Oliver; ''Because he doesn't want to play cards with a Cheetah!''.
Edgar was at the greasy spoon diner having lunch. The waitress was shouting orders to the kitchen staff.
''Hey Tiny!.. 2 ham and eggs!!''
''Hey Runt!... 3 coffees!!''
''Hey Shrimp-O! 1 ham sandwich!!''
''Hey Small Stuff!... 1 Apple pie and milk!''
''Hey Little One.. 2 burgers!''
''Aren't you being verbally abusive to the chef?'' asked the concerned Edgar.
''It's okay,'' said the waitress, '' He's a Short Order Cook!''.
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