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Hey Arthur, how many letters are in the alphabet?
- 26 Delbert, everyone knows that!
-No Arthur, Nineteen. Because ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him. .




How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.



   


   
I'm a healthy guy, I donít smoke and I donít drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.




My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.




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