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Meanwhile, down at the Butcher's Shop..........

''I will meat you at my shop. '' said the Butcher to the Cow.

''Are those sausages any good?'' asked Ted.
''They are the wurst'' answered the Butcher.

What did the Butcher use to pay the IRS his overdue taxes?
......... ''Lien Beef!''......

What meat does a Vampire fear the most???
......... ''Steak!''.........

What do call hamburger that falls on the floor?
......... ''Ground Beef!''...........

What advice did the Attorney give the Butcher?
............ ''Suet!''............




What happened to the girl cow who accidentally walked into the butcher's shop??

She turned out to be a Miss Steak. (mistake)

Lean Beef = Cow with two shorter legs on one side.

Ground Beef = Cow with no legs.



   


   
And then there was the duck in the drugstore who was asked by the pharmacist when purchasing a Chap Stick how he intended to pay for it says.....
''Just put it on my bill!''.




Jack: What did the beaver say to the tree by the river?
Emma:''It has been fun gnawing you''.




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