Meanwhile, back in the jungle.................
Stanley: ''I just saw a huge jungle cat outside the tent!''
Oliver: ''Lion?''
Stanley: ''Absolutely not! I always tell the truth!''
Stanley: ''How do stop a rhinoceros from charging?''
Oliver: ''Cancel it's credit card!''
Stanley: ''What would you do if you were swallowed by an elephant?''
Oliver: ''Run around in circles until you are all pooped out!''
Stanley: ''Why doesn't Tarzan play poker with his chimpanzee friend?''
Oliver; ''Because he doesn't want to play cards with a Cheetah!''.
Edgar was at the greasy spoon diner having lunch. The waitress was shouting orders to the kitchen staff.
''Hey Tiny!.. 2 ham and eggs!!''
''Hey Runt!... 3 coffees!!''
''Hey Shrimp-O! 1 ham sandwich!!''
''Hey Small Stuff!... 1 Apple pie and milk!''
''Hey Little One.. 2 burgers!''
''Aren't you being verbally abusive to the chef?'' asked the concerned Edgar.
''It's okay,'' said the waitress, '' He's a Short Order Cook!''.
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Why was the cow driving the car?
Because it was a STEER!!!
How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
Because there are footprints in the Jello!
What's the difference between an Elephant and peanut butter?
An elephant doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth!.
Mr. Snail purchased a brand new Rolls Royce coupe. The salesman asked Mr. Snail, ''Will there would be anything else, Sir?''
''Yes,'' replied Mr. Snail,''Would please paint a big letter 'S' on each front door. ''
''But why, Mr. Snail?'' asked the puzzled salesman..
''So that when I drive around town all the people will point at me'', replied Mr. Snail,''and say 'Look at that ESCARGOT!!' ''.
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