Something fishy..................
Willy: ''When do fishermen sing poorly?''
Billy: ''When their out of Tuna!''
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Willy: ''What did the salmon say when swam into a concrete wall?''
Billy: ''Dam!''
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Willy: ''Why are fish so smart?''
Billy: ''Because they always swim in schools!''
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Willy: ''Why are seals average students?''
Billy: ''Because they are C lions!''
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Willy: ''How do fish commute to work?''
Billy ''In a Carp Pool!''
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Billy: ''How does the book ''Moby Dick'' finish for Captain Ahab?''
Willy: ''It doesn't end whale for him!''.
Casey: ''How did you learn how to drive this locomotive?''
Joan: ''There was a lot of training!''
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Casey: ''Did you need a to have a big brain to learn how to drive the locomotive?''
Joan: ''Not really, just a one track mind will do!''.
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Zeb: ''What did the Old Prospector say when his partner died and he inherited his half of their gold claim?''
Jeb: ''Mine, all mine!''
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Zeb: ''What happened to the perfume maker when he lost his mind?''
Jeb: ''He stopped making scents!''
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Zeb: ''What did the Psychiatrist say to his patient who came to his office covered from head to toe in Saran Wrap?''
Jeb: ''I can clearly see your nuts!''.
Snakes on a Page......
Paul; ''Why did they stop the baseball game when it began to rain snakes from the sky?''
Saul: ''It was Anaconda weather!''
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Paul: ''What kind of snake goes best with ice cream on a plate?''
Saul: ''Python the side!''
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Daddy Snake: ''Is it a girl?''
Doctor: ''Congratulations! It's a Boa!''
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Paul: ''What did you get the baby snake for a present?''
Saul: ''A rattler!''
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Paul: ''What two kind of snakes can you find in the bathroom?''
Saul: ''Asp, Viper!''
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Paul: ''What kind snakes did lady find in her underthings drawer?''
Saul: ''A pair of Garters and CoBRA!''.
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