Lionel: ''I heard you purchased a second pet seabird. ''
Richie: ''Yes, he is such a pleasure to own. I got him a Gull friend because one good Tern deserves another!.
Lionel: ''What is the most evil number?''
Richie: ''I'll say 10!''
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Lionel: ''How did the lobbyist end up in heaven?''
Richie: ''Oh, he knew how to work all the angels!''
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Lionel: ''What's the mathematician's favorite dessert?''
Richie: ''Angle Food Cake!''
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Lionel: ''Why did you throw a rock at every seabird?''
Richie: ''I like to leave no tern un-stoned!''
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Lionel: ''That old shirt of yours is wearing out!''
Richie: ''I know, it's just a tatter of mine!''
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Lionel: ''Did you get a job at the cemetery?''
Richie: ''Yes, it's a grave situation!''
Lionel: ''What happened to the digger your replacing?''
Richie: ''He got in over his head!''
Lionel: ''Are you very busy?''
Richie: ''Customers are just dying to get in!''
Lionel: ''Can customers pay by check?''
Richie: ''Cash only, the boss doesn't want to get stiffed by a deadbeat!''
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Lionel: ''Where do you drive your smart car on the freeway!''
Richie: ''In the computer lane!''
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Lionel: ''Is that a cattle car your driving?''
Richie: ''Yes, It's a hereFORD I like to STEER!''
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Lionel: ''I heard your friend got hit by a minivan when you were out walking together. ''
Richie: ''My mistake, really. I yelled out 'CHRYSLER!' instead of 'DODGE!' ''.
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Shirley: ''Whenever my children misbehave I tie them up with rope. ''
Laverne: ''Sounds like you have very knotty kids!''.
Pete: ''Why did they arrest the cabinet maker who was installing the new teller stations at the bank?''
John: ''Because he was a counterfeiter''.
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