Jim: ''Why was the mushroom always invited to the party?''
Alec: ''Because he was a fungi!'' (fun guy).
Edmund: ''How did mountaineer hurt his partner's feelings?''
Tenzing: ''It was summit he said!''.
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Paul: ''What do you need to fix a flat tire on a logging truck?''
Babe: ''A Lumber Jack!''
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Paul: ''Do you know how to tie down the logs on your truck?''
Babe: ''I'm knot sure!''
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Paul: ''Where do truckers sleep?''
Babe: ''On a flat bed!''
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Paul: ''That was nice of that lady trucker to deliver our oil!''
Babe: ''I'll be sure to tanker!''
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Paul: ''Why did the trucker flunk driving school?''
Babe: ''He couldn't make the grade when tried the pass!''
Paul: ''He looked kind of shifty anyhow!
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Paul: ''What do truck drivers eat in the morning?''
Babe: ''A clutch of eggs fried in an oil pan for brake fast!''.
Linda: ''Where did the tortoise work?''
John: ''At the Shell Station!''
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Linda: ''Why can't a nose be 12 inches long?''
John: ''Because then it would be a foot!''.
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