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Paul: What caused the seismologist to trip?

Harvey: It was his own fault!

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Paul: What happened to the magic shop that used be downtown?

Harvey: It disappeared!

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Paul: What goes Ding! Dong! Is red and comes in a can?

Harvey: CampBELL's Tomato Soup!

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Paul: What happened to your playthings you left out in the rain overnight?

Harvey: Toys R Rust!.




Wally: What's yellow and can write on paper?

Teddy: A ballpoint banana!

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Wally: What do call a hen who lost their job in Louisville?

Eddie: Kentucky Fired Chicken!

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Wally: Are you from Wyoming?

Eddie: WY do you ask?

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Wally: What state is most famous for it's jelly?

Eddie: KY!

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Wally: How was your visit to Oklahoma?

Eddie: Mostly OK!.



   


   
Fred: ''Why did the auto mechanic go to the chiropractor?''

Ted: ''Because he wrenched his back!''.




Trixie: ''Gosh! I think my new fashion jeans fit me great!''

Petey: ''I dungaree!''.




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