John: Where do Cowboys change their clothes??
Wayne: In the Ranch Dressing room!!.
Ward: What's the difference between ignorance and indifference?
June: I don't know and I don't care!.
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Rowan: Where do bees store their historical documents?
Martin: In the ArcHIVE!
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Rowan: Where do polar bears keep their money?
Martin: In a snow bank!
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Rowan: Why don't stray mutts go to the Dog Pound in Europe?
Martin: Because they are on the Metric System!
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Rowan: How do bees style their hair?
Martin: They use a honey comb!
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Rowan: Did the barber charge the bald man money for coming into his shop?
Martin: He had toupee! ( to pay )
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Rowan: Did you have enough cash for a new car battery?
Martin: No, I just charged it!
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Rowan: Where do comedians stay over night?
Martin: At the Laugh Inn!
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Rowan: What do State Troopers put on their toast?
Martin: Traffic Jam!.
Paul: What caused the seismologist to trip?
Harvey: It was his own fault!
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Paul: What happened to the magic shop that used be downtown?
Harvey: It disappeared!
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Paul: What goes Ding! Dong! Is red and comes in a can?
Harvey: CampBELL's Tomato Soup!
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Paul: What happened to your playthings you left out in the rain overnight?
Harvey: Toys R Rust!.
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