Word Jokes Page 19

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Scientist #1: ''Here is the stop watch data on the experimental shoes for the male track team's multiple attempts to break the school speed record. ''

Scientist #2: ''You mean to tell me, 'These are the tries to time men's soles!'''

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George: ''I just lost my wooden shoe in the bathroom!''

Michael: ''What happened?''

George: ''It clogged the toilet!''

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George: ''What did one shoe say to the other shoe?''

Michael: ''Hi Heel!''.

Some tired jokes......

Phil: ''Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?''

Bill: ''Because it two/too tired!''

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Phil: ''I heard you did not make it home last night because there was air in only one of your car's wheels. ''

Bill: ''Well, you know what they say,.. 'Flat tire three will get you no where!'''

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Phil: ''Why was the service station closed?''

Bill: ''The owner had retired for the night!''

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Phil: ''Why should you go to the bowling alley if you have a flat tire and the service station is closed?''

Bill: ''It's the only other place in town where you can pick up a spare!''.


Willy: ''What do fishermen do when they run out of cigarettes?''

Billy: ''Smoke salmon!''

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Willy: ''Why did the baby oyster put on a sweater?''

Billy; ''Because he was a little clammy!''

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Willy: ''How did the clam digger get hurt?''

Billy: ''He pulled a mussel by mistake!''.

Something fishy..................

Willy: ''When do fishermen sing poorly?''

Billy: ''When their out of Tuna!''

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Willy: ''What did the salmon say when swam into a concrete wall?''

Billy: ''Dam!''

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Willy: ''Why are fish so smart?''

Billy: ''Because they always swim in schools!''

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Willy: ''Why are seals average students?''

Billy: ''Because they are C lions!''

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Willy: ''How do fish commute to work?''

Billy ''In a Carp Pool!''

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Billy: ''How does the book ''Moby Dick'' finish for Captain Ahab?''

Willy: ''It doesn't end whale for him!''.

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