What happened to the girl cow who accidentally walked into the butcher's shop??
She turned out to be a Miss Steak. (mistake)
Lean Beef = Cow with two shorter legs on one side.
Ground Beef = Cow with no legs.
And then there was the duck in the drugstore who was asked by the pharmacist when purchasing a Chap Stick how he intended to pay for it says.....
''Just put it on my bill!''.
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Jack: What did the beaver say to the tree by the river?
Emma:''It has been fun gnawing you''.
RANDY: What is an owl's favorite type of math?
SANDY: Owlgebra!.
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