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What happened to the girl cow who accidentally walked into the butcher's shop??

She turned out to be a Miss Steak. (mistake)

Lean Beef = Cow with two shorter legs on one side.

Ground Beef = Cow with no legs.




And then there was the duck in the drugstore who was asked by the pharmacist when purchasing a Chap Stick how he intended to pay for it says.....
''Just put it on my bill!''.



   


   
Jack: What did the beaver say to the tree by the river?
Emma:''It has been fun gnawing you''.




RANDY: What is an owl's favorite type of math?
SANDY: Owlgebra!.




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