Word Jokes Page 18

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Moe: ''I'm going to tie you up with this rope!''

Larry: ''Why knot?''.




Lucy: ''Why are you so sad and crying?''

Charlie: ''My pet monkey is stuck in the tree!''

Lucy: ''Chimp up! Things will get better!''

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Lucy: ''I think I'm sick from eating margarine!''

Charlie: ''You should get butter!''.



   


   
Richard: ''Wow!, look at all those iron workers slaving away up there on top of that new skyscraper! You would have to crazy in the head to work at those heights!''

Pat: ''Well, you know what they say.... 'Too many kooks toil aloft!'''.




Felix: ''When I visited Holland I refused to wear their traditional footwear!''

Cathy: ''Why wooden shoe?''

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Felix: ''Why is a Sam the Shoemaker like a doctor?''

Cathy: ''He does a lot of heeling!''

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Felix: ''Why did you take your broken computer to Sam the Shoemaker?''

Cathy: ''I thought he could reboot it!''

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Felix: ''What is Sam the Shoemaker's favorite dessert?''

Cathy: ''Cobbler!''

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Felix: ''What kind of shoes make the best sandwiches!''

Cathy: ''Loafers!''

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Felix: ''What are the best shoe to wear on a leaky boat?''

Cathy: ''Pumps!''

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Felix: ''What kind of footwear do jockeys wear?''

Cathy: ''Horse shoes?''

Felix: ''Wrong! They wear saddle shoes!''.




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