Word Jokes Page 18

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Something fishy..................

Willy: ''When do fishermen sing poorly?''

Billy: ''When their out of Tuna!''

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Willy: ''What did the salmon say when swam into a concrete wall?''

Billy: ''Dam!''

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Willy: ''Why are fish so smart?''

Billy: ''Because they always swim in schools!''

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Willy: ''Why are seals average students?''

Billy: ''Because they are C lions!''

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Willy: ''How do fish commute to work?''

Billy ''In a Carp Pool!''

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Billy: ''How does the book ''Moby Dick'' finish for Captain Ahab?''

Willy: ''It doesn't end whale for him!''.




Casey: ''How did you learn how to drive this locomotive?''

Joan: ''There was a lot of training!''

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Casey: ''Did you need a to have a big brain to learn how to drive the locomotive?''

Joan: ''Not really, just a one track mind will do!''.



   


   
Zeb: ''What did the Old Prospector say when his partner died and he inherited his half of their gold claim?''

Jeb: ''Mine, all mine!''

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Zeb: ''What happened to the perfume maker when he lost his mind?''

Jeb: ''He stopped making scents!''
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Zeb: ''What did the Psychiatrist say to his patient who came to his office covered from head to toe in Saran Wrap?''

Jeb: ''I can clearly see your nuts!''.




Snakes on a Page......

Paul; ''Why did they stop the baseball game when it began to rain snakes from the sky?''

Saul: ''It was Anaconda weather!''

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Paul: ''What kind of snake goes best with ice cream on a plate?''

Saul: ''Python the side!''

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Daddy Snake: ''Is it a girl?''

Doctor: ''Congratulations! It's a Boa!''

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Paul: ''What did you get the baby snake for a present?''

Saul: ''A rattler!''

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Paul: ''What two kind of snakes can you find in the bathroom?''

Saul: ''Asp, Viper!''

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Paul: ''What kind snakes did lady find in her underthings drawer?''

Saul: ''A pair of Garters and CoBRA!''.




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