Word Jokes Page 17

PAGE 1        2        3        4        5        6        7        8        9        10        11        12        13        14        15        16        17        18        19        20        21        22        23        24        25        26        27        28        29        30        31        32        33        34       


Felix: ''When I visited Holland I refused to wear their traditional footwear!''

Cathy: ''Why wooden shoe?''

========= ====

Felix: ''Why is a Sam the Shoemaker like a doctor?''

Cathy: ''He does a lot of heeling!''

========= ====

Felix: ''Why did you take your broken computer to Sam the Shoemaker?''

Cathy: ''I thought he could reboot it!''

========= ====

Felix: ''What is Sam the Shoemaker's favorite dessert?''

Cathy: ''Cobbler!''

========= ====

Felix: ''What kind of shoes make the best sandwiches!''

Cathy: ''Loafers!''

========= ====

Felix: ''What are the best shoe to wear on a leaky boat?''

Cathy: ''Pumps!''

========= ====

Felix: ''What kind of footwear do jockeys wear?''

Cathy: ''Horse shoes?''

Felix: ''Wrong! They wear saddle shoes!''.




Scientist #1: ''Here is the stop watch data on the experimental shoes for the male track team's multiple attempts to break the school speed record. ''

Scientist #2: ''You mean to tell me, 'These are the tries to time men's soles!'''

========= ===

George: ''I just lost my wooden shoe in the bathroom!''

Michael: ''What happened?''

George: ''It clogged the toilet!''

========= ===

George: ''What did one shoe say to the other shoe?''

Michael: ''Hi Heel!''.



   


   
Some tired jokes......

Phil: ''Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?''

Bill: ''Because it two/too tired!''

========= =====

Phil: ''I heard you did not make it home last night because there was air in only one of your car's wheels. ''

Bill: ''Well, you know what they say,.. 'Flat tire three will get you no where!'''

========= =====

Phil: ''Why was the service station closed?''

Bill: ''The owner had retired for the night!''

========= =====

Phil: ''Why should you go to the bowling alley if you have a flat tire and the service station is closed?''

Bill: ''It's the only other place in town where you can pick up a spare!''.




Willy: ''What do fishermen do when they run out of cigarettes?''

Billy: ''Smoke salmon!''

========= ===

Willy: ''Why did the baby oyster put on a sweater?''

Billy; ''Because he was a little clammy!''

========= ==

Willy: ''How did the clam digger get hurt?''

Billy: ''He pulled a mussel by mistake!''.




<<<< FIRST PAGE        << PREVIOUS PAGE        NEXT PAGE >>       

All Categories

Submit a joke:
Your Name:
Write or Paste Input here:

Upload picture:      


copyright © jokesandlies.com