Shirley: ''Whenever my children misbehave I tie them up with rope. ''
Laverne: ''Sounds like you have very knotty kids!''.
Pete: ''Why did they arrest the cabinet maker who was installing the new teller stations at the bank?''
John: ''Because he was a counterfeiter''.
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Gwen: ''How did the beggar feel when he found out his tin cup was full of pennies?
Lance: ''In cents!''.
Curly: ''What do call a dozen rabbits side by side all walking backwards?''
Joe: ''A receding hare line!''.
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