Felix: ''When I visited Holland I refused to wear their traditional footwear!''
Cathy: ''Why wooden shoe?''
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Felix: ''Why is a Sam the Shoemaker like a doctor?''
Cathy: ''He does a lot of heeling!''
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Felix: ''Why did you take your broken computer to Sam the Shoemaker?''
Cathy: ''I thought he could reboot it!''
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Felix: ''What is Sam the Shoemaker's favorite dessert?''
Cathy: ''Cobbler!''
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Felix: ''What kind of shoes make the best sandwiches!''
Cathy: ''Loafers!''
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Felix: ''What are the best shoe to wear on a leaky boat?''
Cathy: ''Pumps!''
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Felix: ''What kind of footwear do jockeys wear?''
Cathy: ''Horse shoes?''
Felix: ''Wrong! They wear saddle shoes!''.
Scientist #1: ''Here is the stop watch data on the experimental shoes for the male track team's multiple attempts to break the school speed record. ''
Scientist #2: ''You mean to tell me, 'These are the tries to time men's soles!'''
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George: ''I just lost my wooden shoe in the bathroom!''
Michael: ''What happened?''
George: ''It clogged the toilet!''
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George: ''What did one shoe say to the other shoe?''
Michael: ''Hi Heel!''.
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Some tired jokes......
Phil: ''Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?''
Bill: ''Because it two/too tired!''
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Phil: ''I heard you did not make it home last night because there was air in only one of your car's wheels. ''
Bill: ''Well, you know what they say,.. 'Flat tire three will get you no where!'''
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Phil: ''Why was the service station closed?''
Bill: ''The owner had retired for the night!''
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Phil: ''Why should you go to the bowling alley if you have a flat tire and the service station is closed?''
Bill: ''It's the only other place in town where you can pick up a spare!''.
Willy: ''What do fishermen do when they run out of cigarettes?''
Billy: ''Smoke salmon!''
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Willy: ''Why did the baby oyster put on a sweater?''
Billy; ''Because he was a little clammy!''
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Willy: ''How did the clam digger get hurt?''
Billy: ''He pulled a mussel by mistake!''.
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