Some tired jokes......
Phil: ''Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?''
Bill: ''Because it two/too tired!''
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Phil: ''I heard you did not make it home last night because there was air in only one of your car's wheels. ''
Bill: ''Well, you know what they say,.. 'Flat tire three will get you no where!'''
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Phil: ''Why was the service station closed?''
Bill: ''The owner had retired for the night!''
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Phil: ''Why should you go to the bowling alley if you have a flat tire and the service station is closed?''
Bill: ''It's the only other place in town where you can pick up a spare!''.
Willy: ''What do fishermen do when they run out of cigarettes?''
Billy: ''Smoke salmon!''
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Willy: ''Why did the baby oyster put on a sweater?''
Billy; ''Because he was a little clammy!''
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Willy: ''How did the clam digger get hurt?''
Billy: ''He pulled a mussel by mistake!''.
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Something fishy..................
Willy: ''When do fishermen sing poorly?''
Billy: ''When their out of Tuna!''
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Willy: ''What did the salmon say when swam into a concrete wall?''
Billy: ''Dam!''
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Willy: ''Why are fish so smart?''
Billy: ''Because they always swim in schools!''
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Willy: ''Why are seals average students?''
Billy: ''Because they are C lions!''
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Willy: ''How do fish commute to work?''
Billy ''In a Carp Pool!''
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Billy: ''How does the book ''Moby Dick'' finish for Captain Ahab?''
Willy: ''It doesn't end whale for him!''.
Casey: ''How did you learn how to drive this locomotive?''
Joan: ''There was a lot of training!''
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Casey: ''Did you need a to have a big brain to learn how to drive the locomotive?''
Joan: ''Not really, just a one track mind will do!''.
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