Ray: ''Grandpa sure had his lawyer write up a strange last dying wish. He's leaving everything to his heaviest relative. ''
Jay: ''It's true what they say then; Where there's a will there's a weigh!''.
Ray: ''Why are farmers so good at their job?''
Jay: ''I don't know, why?''
Ray: ''Because they are out standing in their field!''
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Ray: ''What you call those things you call steamed clams?''
Jay: ''Steamed clams!''
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Ray: ''What happened to the dairy farmer who was trampled by a herd of milk cows out in his field?''
Jay: ''He was pasteurized!''
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Ray: ''Should I drink skimmed milk?''
Jay: ''You butter not!''.
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Daniel: ''If witches fly around on broomsticks, how does Satan get around?''
Webster: ''Oh I know! He uses a HELLicopter!''
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Daniel: ''How does Satan ship his packages?''
Webster: ''He uses a DEVILery service!''
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Daniel: ''What happens if you forget to pay your Exorcist?''
Webster: ''You get repossessed!''
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Daniel: ''How does Satan answer his home phone?''
Webster: ''HELLo!''
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Daniel: ''What's Satan's favorite dessert?''
Webster: ''Devil's Food cake?''
Daniel: ''No, It's Hell-O!''.
The Same Lame Name Game................
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Tim: ''Who's going to buy the next round of beers?''
Tom: ''Bruce!''
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Tim: ''Who has the explosive temper?''
Tom: ''Dinah might!''
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Tim: ''Who was arrested for arson?''
Tom: ''Bernie!''
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Tim: ''Who owns that gas station?''
Tom: ''That would be Michelle!''
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Tim: ''Who wrote that book?''
Tom: ''Arthur!''
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Tim: ''Who's that rich and classy dude?''
Tom: ''Tony!''
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Tim: ''Who is the smallest guy you ever met?''
Tom: ''Adam!''
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Tim: ''Who won the race?''
Tom: ''Victor?''
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Tim: ''Who's the guy with all that exercise equipment in his room?''
Tom: ''Jim!''.
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