Word Jokes Page 15
Hey Arthur, What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
- Well, Delbert, I don't know, one's meat the other's vegetable? What?
- Anyone can roast beef.
Hey Arthur, how many letters are in the alphabet?
- 26 Delbert, everyone knows that!
-No Arthur, Nineteen. Because ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him. .
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
I'm a healthy guy, I donít smoke and I donít drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
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