Lucy: ''Why are you so sad and crying?''
Charlie: ''My pet monkey is stuck in the tree!''
Lucy: ''Chimp up! Things will get better!''
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Lucy: ''I think I'm sick from eating margarine!''
Charlie: ''You should get butter!''.
Richard: ''Wow!, look at all those iron workers slaving away up there on top of that new skyscraper! You would have to crazy in the head to work at those heights!''
Pat: ''Well, you know what they say.... 'Too many kooks toil aloft!'''.
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Felix: ''When I visited Holland I refused to wear their traditional footwear!''
Cathy: ''Why wooden shoe?''
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Felix: ''Why is a Sam the Shoemaker like a doctor?''
Cathy: ''He does a lot of heeling!''
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Felix: ''Why did you take your broken computer to Sam the Shoemaker?''
Cathy: ''I thought he could reboot it!''
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Felix: ''What is Sam the Shoemaker's favorite dessert?''
Cathy: ''Cobbler!''
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Felix: ''What kind of shoes make the best sandwiches!''
Cathy: ''Loafers!''
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Felix: ''What are the best shoe to wear on a leaky boat?''
Cathy: ''Pumps!''
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Felix: ''What kind of footwear do jockeys wear?''
Cathy: ''Horse shoes?''
Felix: ''Wrong! They wear saddle shoes!''.
Scientist #1: ''Here is the stop watch data on the experimental shoes for the male track team's multiple attempts to break the school speed record. ''
Scientist #2: ''You mean to tell me, 'These are the tries to time men's soles!'''
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George: ''I just lost my wooden shoe in the bathroom!''
Michael: ''What happened?''
George: ''It clogged the toilet!''
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George: ''What did one shoe say to the other shoe?''
Michael: ''Hi Heel!''.
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