Officer Reed: ''I heard that the crook nabbed today broke out of his handcuffs and then you had to cuff with your back up pair?''
Officer Malloy: ''Yeah that's right. I charged him with re-wristing arrest!''.
Tourist: ''What building in your city has the most stories?''
Tour Guide: ''That would be the Library!''.
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Lewis: ''Did you cut down the tree?''
Clark: ''Why do you AX?''
Lewis: ''Because I SAW you!''.
Lewis: ''What animal is the best locksmith?''
Clark: ''A monKEY!''.
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