Tex: ''I'm scared of that hen!''
Rex: ''Chicken!''
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Tex: ''I fear that group of cattle!''
Rex: ''Cow Herd!''
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Tex: ''I dropped on the floor two of the eggs from the dozen I'm supposed to cook in the skillet!''
Rex: ''How Fry Ten-ing!''
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Tex: ''Looks like your lasso rope is getting all worn out!''
Rex: ''I was a frayed of that!''.
Peter: ''Holy Cow! The entire Universe just disappeared!!''
GOD: ''No matter!''
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Peter: ''Where did the Universe come from???''
GOD: ''I got a really good deal from the previous owner!''.
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Heath: ''I think the copy machine is possessed by Satan!''
Miro: ''What makes you think that?''
Heath: ''Because all it does is make 'Prints of Darkness'!!''.
Sailor Bill: ''There's a tsunami headed for the ship!!''
Cap'n Bob: ''That's just swell. ''
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Sailor Bill: ''The dinghy come untied and is drifting away!''
Cap'n Bob: ''Knot your fault!''
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Sailor Bill: ''I heard Cap'n Zed got busted by the Coast Guard for driving his ship while drunk!''
Cap'n: ''He should have left the Port when he left the Port!''.
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