Word Jokes Page 12

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Tim: How did the ESP expert order his steak cooked?

Jim: Medium!

Tim: I knew you were going to say that!

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Jim: Did you here that a short ESP expert escaped from prison?

Tim: Yes I did... Small Medium at Large!

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Jim: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Tim: Just one, however the light bulb itself must want to change too!.

Ishmael: What kind of wheels did Moby Dick have on his car?

Ahab: White Whale Tires!!.


Wendy: ''What are you doing with your goldfish since it died?''

Jana: ''Frying Pet Carp!''

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Wendy: ''This fish were eating for lunch tastes awful!''

Jana: ''Stop your carping!''

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Wendy: ''Wow! Thats amazing your pet Koi can leaped out the water such great distances!!''

Jana: ''Flying Pet Carp!''

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Wendy: ''The first settlers of the La Brea area of Los Angeles built a cook shed over the hot bubbling ooze and would heat their food on the floor. ''

Jana: '' So, it had a wall to wall frying tar pit!''

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Wendy: ''All of the houses in La Brea have no roofs. ''

Jana: ''But what do they do when it rains??''

Wendy: ''Tarp it!''

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Wendy: ''That dog of your's you keep in your automobile tells untruths. ''

Jana: ''Lying car pet''.

James: ''What do cows do on their day off?''

Earl: ''Meat Loaf!''


Paul: ''What does the Rancher use to count his herd?''

Harvey: ''A COW-culator!''


Paul: ''When all other medicines fail, what's the best thing to use on a cow?''

Harvey: ''Bar-B-Que Sauce!''


Paul: ''Why didn't the cattle obey the Rancher when he yelled and screamed at them to all group together?''

Harvey: ''I don't think they herd!''.

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