Word Jokes Page 11

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Zebulon: ''What did Daddy Buffalo say to his boy when he left for school?''

Jebediah: ''Bison!''

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Zebulon: ''Hey Jeb! It snowed really hard last night. Your twin bison are outside covered with snow. You know what you gotta do now, don't you?''

Jebediah: ''Oh I know, Let me guess..... Shovel off two buffalo!''.




Tim: ''The Cashew nut has such a funny sounding name. It makes me want to sneeze!''

Jay: ''What about a Peanut?''

Tim: ''Don't ask!''.



   


   
Ray: ''Grandpa sure had his lawyer write up a strange last dying wish. He's leaving everything to his heaviest relative. ''

Jay: ''It's true what they say then; Where there's a will there's a weigh!''.




Ray: ''Why are farmers so good at their job?''

Jay: ''I don't know, why?''

Ray: ''Because they are out standing in their field!''

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Ray: ''What you call those things you call steamed clams?''

Jay: ''Steamed clams!''

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Ray: ''What happened to the dairy farmer who was trampled by a herd of milk cows out in his field?''

Jay: ''He was pasteurized!''

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Ray: ''Should I drink skimmed milk?''

Jay: ''You butter not!''.




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