Zebulon: ''What did Daddy Buffalo say to his boy when he left for school?''
Jebediah: ''Bison!''
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Zebulon: ''Hey Jeb! It snowed really hard last night. Your twin bison are outside covered with snow. You know what you gotta do now, don't you?''
Jebediah: ''Oh I know, Let me guess..... Shovel off two buffalo!''.
Tim: ''The Cashew nut has such a funny sounding name. It makes me want to sneeze!''
Jay: ''What about a Peanut?''
Tim: ''Don't ask!''.
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Ray: ''Grandpa sure had his lawyer write up a strange last dying wish. He's leaving everything to his heaviest relative. ''
Jay: ''It's true what they say then; Where there's a will there's a weigh!''.
Ray: ''Why are farmers so good at their job?''
Jay: ''I don't know, why?''
Ray: ''Because they are out standing in their field!''
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Ray: ''What you call those things you call steamed clams?''
Jay: ''Steamed clams!''
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Ray: ''What happened to the dairy farmer who was trampled by a herd of milk cows out in his field?''
Jay: ''He was pasteurized!''
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Ray: ''Should I drink skimmed milk?''
Jay: ''You butter not!''.
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