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Ray: ''Why are farmers so good at their job?''

Jay: ''I don't know, why?''

Ray: ''Because they are out standing in their field!''

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Ray: ''What you call those things you call steamed clams?''

Jay: ''Steamed clams!''

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Ray: ''What happened to the dairy farmer who was trampled by a herd of milk cows out in his field?''

Jay: ''He was pasteurized!''

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Ray: ''Should I drink skimmed milk?''

Jay: ''You butter not!''.




Daniel: ''If witches fly around on broomsticks, how does Satan get around?''

Webster: ''Oh I know! He uses a HELLicopter!''

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Daniel: ''How does Satan ship his packages?''

Webster: ''He uses a DEVILery service!''

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Daniel: ''What happens if you forget to pay your Exorcist?''

Webster: ''You get repossessed!''

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Daniel: ''How does Satan answer his home phone?''

Webster: ''HELLo!''

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Daniel: ''What's Satan's favorite dessert?''

Webster: ''Devil's Food cake?''

Daniel: ''No, It's Hell-O!''.



   


   
The Same Lame Name Game................

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Tim: ''Who's going to buy the next round of beers?''

Tom: ''Bruce!''

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Tim: ''Who has the explosive temper?''

Tom: ''Dinah might!''

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Tim: ''Who was arrested for arson?''

Tom: ''Bernie!''

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Tim: ''Who owns that gas station?''

Tom: ''That would be Michelle!''

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Tim: ''Who wrote that book?''

Tom: ''Arthur!''

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Tim: ''Who's that rich and classy dude?''

Tom: ''Tony!''

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Tim: ''Who is the smallest guy you ever met?''

Tom: ''Adam!''

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Tim: ''Who won the race?''

Tom: ''Victor?''

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Tim: ''Who's the guy with all that exercise equipment in his room?''

Tom: ''Jim!''.




The Lame Name Game......


Tim: ''Who's that hiding in the bushes?''

Tom: ''Russell!''

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Tim: ''Who helped you with your flat tire?''

Tom: ''Jack!''

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Tim ''I'm out of gas, is anyone going to help me?''

Tom: ''Jerry Can!''

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Tim: ''Who work's at the gas station?''

Tom: ''Phil!''

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Tim: ''Who do I pay?''

Tom: ''Bill!''

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Tim: ''Who's that hanging around the painter's studio?''

Tom: ''Art!''

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Tim: ''Who's in the bathroom?''

Tom: ''John!''

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Tim: ''Who's first up in the morning?''

Tom: ''Don!''

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Tim: ''Who'll say the blessing for supper?''

Tom: ''Grace!''

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Tim: ''Who'll water the garden?''

Tom: ''Jose!''

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Tim: ''Who''ll turn on the faucet?''

Tom: ''Flo!''

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Tim: ''Who puts away the chickens every night?''

Tom ''Cooper!''

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Tim: ''Who works at the casino?''

Tom: ''Bette!''

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