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Karen: Why was the baby cookie crying?

Sharon: Because it's mother was a wafer home!.




John: Where do Cowboys change their clothes??

Wayne: In the Ranch Dressing room!!.



   


   
Ward: What's the difference between ignorance and indifference?

June: I don't know and I don't care!.




Rowan: Where do bees store their historical documents?
Martin: In the ArcHIVE!
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Rowan: Where do polar bears keep their money?
Martin: In a snow bank!
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Rowan: Why don't stray mutts go to the Dog Pound in Europe?

Martin: Because they are on the Metric System!

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Rowan: How do bees style their hair?

Martin: They use a honey comb!

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Rowan: Did the barber charge the bald man money for coming into his shop?

Martin: He had toupee! ( to pay )

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Rowan: Did you have enough cash for a new car battery?

Martin: No, I just charged it!

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Rowan: Where do comedians stay over night?

Martin: At the Laugh Inn!

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Rowan: What do State Troopers put on their toast?

Martin: Traffic Jam!.




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