Adolph: ''Did you enjoy that new foreign film about the WW 2 German U-Boats?''
Heinrich: ''Not really, It was all in SUB-titles!''.
Astronomer #1: ''Your prediction that a giant orb made of sausage traveling through space will hit the Earth and destroy it will occur tonight!''
Astronomer #2: ''It seems my wurst sphere has come true.....''.
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Donald: ''Did I ever tell you the joke about the group of cattle?''
Ronald: ''I've herd that one before!''
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Donald: ''What do you call 'Ladies of the Night' who have sore throats?''
Ronald: ''Hoarse!''
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Ronald: ''What kind of hammer killed the frog?''
Donald: ''A Croquet Mallet!''
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Ronald: ''Who was the first U. S. President to get an earring?
Donald: ''Franklin Pierced!''
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Ronald: ''What do you call diced up Pig Meat?''
Donald: ''Oh, I know! You call it HAM-burger!''
Ronald: ''No, you call it Ground Pork!''
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Ronald: ''Would you like some shredded cheese on your taco?''
Donald: ''That would be grate!''
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Ronald: ''Were you pleased with the quality of your new suit the tailor made for you?''
Donald: ''It was just a sew sew job!''.
Karen: Why was the baby cookie crying?
Sharon: Because it's mother was a wafer home!.
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