A termite walks into a bar and says....
''Where is the bar tender?''.
Nancy: It's hard for me to imagine not eating for 24 hours on purpose.
Ronald: Think fast!.
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Barnum: I heard Jumbo the Elephant died and you were given the task to bury him. How did that go?
Bailey: It was a tremendous undertaking!.
Oscar: My dog has no nose.
Mayer: How does he smell?
Oscar: Terrible!.
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