Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump. - Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned? - No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.