Neil: ''What do astronauts clean their capsule with?''
Buzz: ''The Vacuum of Space!''
Neil: ''Where do astronauts bathe?''
Buzz: ''In meteor showers!''
Buzz; ''If athletes get Athlete's Foot, what do astronauts get?''
Neil: ''Missile Toe!''
Buzz: ''In our next space mission, NASA has us landing on the surface of the Sun!''
Neil: ''Gosh! We will be burned to a crisp!''
Buzz: ''No worries! We going to land at night!''
Neil: ''Where do astronauts keep their peanut butter and jelly sandwiches when they blast off?''
Buzz: ''In a Launch Box!''
Buzz: ''What medicine did the astronaut take for a headache?
Neil: ''A Space Capsule!''
Buzz: ''Laika was the name of the first Russian dog sent into space. What was the name of the first American dog sent into space?''
Neil: ''Lunar Rover!''.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by. - Isnít it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas. - Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.