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If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.



Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.



   
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Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.




Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didnít I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.




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