Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do? His teacher: -No, of course not. Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?'' - No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.