
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: -They make one weak (week).

Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: -Against your will.
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Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: -No body.

Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: -He starts coffin.
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