
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar. - Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg? - Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg. - Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that? - Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle. - Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye? - Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har. - A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that? - Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.

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